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It's a bird, no, it's a plane, no, it's Neo flying

Well'a so here we are, eating pigeons and slapping frogs. This trailer looks quite cool, but the characters are a bit weird. I think I recognize Mr. Smith out there, but who's that ebony guy (or maybe girl?), and why are they all wearing kimotos (those japanese dress you know what I mean!)? Nonetheless it seems like it gonna hit the newgrounds and get a good bounty from it.

Kyle-Mistry responds:

my version of the matrix, so a lot of stuff is gonna b different

jeez

I dont really know what to say, this movie's so hah, I mean, oh man. It's so weird that it's good, it's like drugs, it hurts you but you lovet. Keep the movies coming.

Twisted

strange movie with not much sense in it, or if it has a sense, it must be really weird. I give you a 6 cause I think you could be a good flasher. Besides that it's weird and wicked, I think the movie was ok, and it deserves to get protected.

hundefuck

wat iz dat für en funny käck? häsch you scho mal a crocodile gefuckt? uuf jedefall is your muetter gay. Peace du türkimanürki.

I never know what to post in summary...

Well'a...the guidelines say we should explain the categories, so here we go:

Graphics: Uh, wtf? Someone would be stupid for not noticing that the movie rolls with the graphics. Smooth and beautifull stuiff indeed.

Sound: Quite appropiate.

Interac aah forget it.

Style: Alltought I could swear to seen/heard/knewed that plot from somewhere, it's still quite original. Original=stylefull.

Violence: so I gave 3 points for blood 'n stuff, and 2 points for the sadness, total 5. got it?

Humour: ...dunn you realize he's making sad movies? That's the point of it! NG got much funny movies, we don't need more. So he's doing saddies.

What I wanted to tell you. If this is going to be a series, how 'bout you make now that that faery or elf or whatever finds now a guy who helps her out and the two become the best friends ey ey ey??

weirdy

lol I dont know what's more strange, the fact that the chicken likes the near dead CHICKEN, or that the chicken likes a chicken (lesbian/gay?). Nonetheless the animation quicks trojanarse, hope to see more stuff from you.

Not bad.

It's an entertaining movie, too bad it has too few sounds and stuff.
Manolo, te he enviado un mail.

aaaaaaaawww

lol your're one poor guy. Being popular brings the curse of few free. I've never wrote you a mail, even if I'm a fan of you. This tempts me to write you a fanmail, but naa, you have been tortured enought. Dunn listen to those guys, take your time, and when your're again in the mood overload us with your freakin funny movies. Your're the lord and master!

l0l

lmao 1t'$ p1c0nj0 da rull@r! w@t a funi movey, t00 b@d da graph1c$ ar cr@pp1, butt h3y, 1'll g1v y@ 'nyw@i$ a 4!

Dude, Major, she's dead!

Back to topic. There's nothing much one can say, I've been waiting long for episode 4, it's a must-see. Great job my friend.

Nonsense

Age 36, Male

Archmage

Huh?

Mars

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