Taranos's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Second Matrix: Trailer]

It's a bird, no, it's a plane, no, it's Neo flying

Well'a so here we are, eating pigeons and slapping frogs. This trailer looks quite cool, but the characters are a bit weird. I think I recognize Mr. Smith out there, but who's that ebony guy (or maybe girl?), and why are they all wearing kimotos (those japanese dress you know what I mean!)? Nonetheless it seems like it gonna hit the newgrounds and get a good bounty from it.

Kyle-Mistry responds:

my version of the matrix, so a lot of stuff is gonna b different

[Salad Fingers]

jeez

I dont really know what to say, this movie's so hah, I mean, oh man. It's so weird that it's good, it's like drugs, it hurts you but you lovet. Keep the movies coming.

[Twisted Nursery Rhymes]

Twisted

strange movie with not much sense in it, or if it has a sense, it must be really weird. I give you a 6 cause I think you could be a good flasher. Besides that it's weird and wicked, I think the movie was ok, and it deserves to get protected.

[Black Mage Kills Yoshi]

hundefuck

wat iz dat für en funny käck? häsch you scho mal a crocodile gefuckt? uuf jedefall is your muetter gay. Peace du türkimanürki.

[Fairy Sorrow]

I never know what to post in summary...

Well'a...the guidelines say we should explain the categories, so here we go:

Graphics: Uh, wtf? Someone would be stupid for not noticing that the movie rolls with the graphics. Smooth and beautifull stuiff indeed.

Sound: Quite appropiate.

Interac aah forget it.

Style: Alltought I could swear to seen/heard/knewed that plot from somewhere, it's still quite original. Original=stylefull.

Violence: so I gave 3 points for blood 'n stuff, and 2 points for the sadness, total 5. got it?

Humour: ...dunn you realize he's making sad movies? That's the point of it! NG got much funny movies, we don't need more. So he's doing saddies.

What I wanted to tell you. If this is going to be a series, how 'bout you make now that that faery or elf or whatever finds now a guy who helps her out and the two become the best friends ey ey ey??

["Chickens"]

weirdy

lol I dont know what's more strange, the fact that the chicken likes the near dead CHICKEN, or that the chicken likes a chicken (lesbian/gay?). Nonetheless the animation quicks trojanarse, hope to see more stuff from you.

[the orc that wanted to be]

Not bad.

It's an entertaining movie, too bad it has too few sounds and stuff.
Manolo, te he enviado un mail.

[PICONJO Jam #14]

l0l

lmao 1t'$ p1c0nj0 da rull@r! w@t a funi movey, t00 b@d da graph1c$ ar cr@pp1, butt h3y, 1'll g1v y@ 'nyw@i$ a 4!