Taranos's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[William the Demon Killer]

Just the same as Kefko said

The movie isn' bad allright, but it needs the right spice...have you tried pepper salt and paprica? It really tastes good, and coocked for 10 minutes at slow fire and...errr where was I? ah yes...not bad, but not incredible.

[Nuts To You : Foamy The Squirrel]

WoOoOoOoOoOoooo!!!

Oh I enjoyed all your foamy movies, and I must say you get better and better. That little on-crack-wearing-glasses-squirrel is as funny as Foamy himself. The only bad thing I saw is the chick dieing, oh man how could you make the chick die, owwww...As ever I love how those freaking funny noisy voices sound, specially that glass wearing squirrel, those "chac chac" noises he did hahahahha I have to look again. You get a 5 man and keep it up...poor chick...

[Wacky Paintballing]

Loool I don't think you were that guy

but a funny idea really. Paintgrenades, sniperpaint, Paint nuke, I hope you never get U.S. President...alltought, should you make war with paint instead with killing, believe me I would be the first to get you president. For your first movie really very good man, you should bomb us with more. I'll give you a 5 since it's your first movie :)

[Castlevania Dir. Cut 2]

your other ones are better

you know you are really provocating people by telling us not to write "your other ones are better"? Anyways, your other ones are really better, this movie didn't brought even a smile.

[Altered Beast VGDC/RAZOR]

summary...summary...arg what to write...

Wasn't altered beast that game where you can turn into a werewolf thingy? whatever, this movie wasn't too good. (pssst randy don't tell anyone but your version was funnier, let this be a secret between you and me)

[A Boy & His Blob Remix]

lol

Hurray to Tom!!! You rule man! To those people who don't understand why the boy shoots himself: The ugly fat blob shitted his house and the street full. And I ask you now, would you like to continue to live in shit? Think about it barbies.

[Creature]

The same what the guy before me said

just with different ratings. 1 own comment: The idea was good, but blast this piece of shit.

[The Final Task]

Oh c'mooon

Was that all? This was nothing interesting or most important, NOTHING NEW. Reminds me of that manga movie (don't remember name) where a samurai-like guy kills a huge demon-like guy which was fucking the samurai's girlfriend. Whatever, it was just crap, graphics were good tought.

["From my Room"]

Beautifull

I'm gonna tell you in spanish so you understand better:

Esto ha sido la mas maravillosa pelicula de fantasmas que he visto en NG. Solo veo 1 fallo. El fantasma. Con ese fantasma no asustas ni a un anciano con pesadillas cada noche. Podrias haberla dibujado como por ejemplo los fantasmas de "The 6th Sense", algo que hubiese sido mas repelente. Todo lo demas ha sido genial, buena obra chico.